"Enchiladas are more American than apple pie. Say another word about it and I'll kick your ass."
- Sir Walter Raleigh
"There is an insect nourished by men at their own expense. They owe it nothing but they fear it. This insect, that loves not wine but prefers blood, would be capable by the excercise of occult powers, if its legitimate cravings were not satisfied, of swelling to the size of an elephant and crushing men like grain."
- Comte de Lautre'amont
"An undated fragment of the "Willowdale Triangle" they found caught in a tie informed them that Wobbling Rock had finally fallen on a family having a picnic."
